We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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