you have to choose: penises or morals?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
being pregnant is like rehab
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
