Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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