No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You're a waste of cheezeits
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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