I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Nicole vs. Life
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Randomize
