pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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