i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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