i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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