if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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