is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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