All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Randomize
