Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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