People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize