I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
