So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
There's even glitter on my cock...
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