I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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