did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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