We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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