Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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