D3 body, D1 cock
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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