I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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