What a fucking waste of an outfit
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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