I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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