You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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