I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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