Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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