Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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