she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
This house was built for laser tag.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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