i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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