I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
