You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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