god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
worst night to have a conscience
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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