I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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