I didn't shave. On purpose
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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