I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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