I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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