My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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