She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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