Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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