That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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