I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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