They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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