Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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