I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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