Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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