He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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