I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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