My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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