Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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