Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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