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(502): View more from Kentucky

i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...

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(972): View more from Texas

Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose

(214): View more from Texas

962=my?

(972): View more from Texas

Yeah.i

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(631): View more from New York

She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.

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(407): View more from Florida

Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.

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(305): View more from Florida

once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away

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(505): View more from New Mexico

i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction

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(231): View more from Michigan

btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.

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