I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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