I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
try to milk me bitch
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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