Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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