the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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