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Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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